Sunday, March 2, 2014

I am Dropbears Anonymous, and SO CAN YOU

Who are Dropbears Anonymous?

We are a small, tight knit BRAVE corporation that specializes in small gang wormhole PVP. We operate out of Barleguet introducing newbies to wormholes, as well as any number of jspace (Wormhole) systems that we may or may not happen to be living in at the time.

We emphasize creativity, individual initiative, comradeship, and intelligence. If you have these things and want to fly with other bros (and bro-ladies) who share your mindset, we may be the corporation for you.

What does Dropbears Anonymous do?

Depends on the day of the week. At any given time we may be doing lighthearted PVP such as assault frigate/interceptor roams, serious business like jspace evictions, or engaging maximum carebear mode to replenish t3 stockpiles. Most of the time we are hanging out on coms bullshitting and mocking each others’ choices on plug.dj.

Our Barleguet wing works closely with the Crow Vanguard channel to teach newbros about jspace by running daytrips into C3s as well as having fun PVP roams.


Who can join Dropbears Anonymous?

Anyone who’s not a douchebag. As a newbie himself whose first trip into jspace was in an Atron, CEO a DAMN PATRIOT welcomes bros of all SP levels. What matters is the person, not the character. If you show a willingness to learn and contribute, that’s all we need.

Also we welcome all spais, AWOXers, and traitors, and invite them to deadspace fit their favorite T3 to pay us a visit.

What kind of ships do you fly?

Our fleets consist of everything from t1 tackle frigates to dreadnought and carrier class capitals. We fly armor 99% of the time, and we push all our members to specialize into the t3 of their choice, as well as support ships such as interceptors, dictors, and Guardian logistics. We also regularly field caps, with special favor for the Moros, Naglfar, and Archon.

But, if you haven’t skilled up past a t1 tackle frigate yet, don’t let that discourage you. Check out the Dropbears skill guide and find out where you are: can you do any of those things? No? Train the scanner and get to scanning. THE JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND MILES BEGINS WITH A SINGLE STEP, M8.

If I join BAERS, does that mean I have to leave Barleguet and can’t participate in Alliance operations?

Fuckin, no. We have a Barleguet wing, and we pride ourselves on using high mobility to move assets and pilots between

Patriot, you make me so wet, how can I come in your hole?

Join the Dropbears Anonymous chat channel in game, and follow the instructions. Don’t not follow the instructions. Once you pass our background checks and “interview” (we talk to you and inquire about your sexual experience and make sure you’re not a douchebag or obnoxious), you’ll join corp and start flying with our Barleguet wing. In Barleguet, you’ll learn jspace basics and begin to teach them to your fellow newbros.

Follow the skill plan, and as you gain SP and begin to step up to FC fleets of your own, the wonders of jspace will be opened unto you as you join the veteran BAERS in our home hole, or wherever we happen to be deployed to at the time.

7o M88888s see you in space

a DAMN PATRIOT
CEO/Supreme God-King
Dropbears Anonymous
BRAVE Collective

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